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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 1819 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 26 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!