Creepin’ Crafters: Where even the zombies know the lyrics

SocializeCraft SMP

building relationships, Communication, MAKING FRIENDS, networking, smp, social activities, social anxiety, Social Interaction, Social Skills, SocializeCraft, socializing, socializing for adults, socializing for extroverts, socializing for introverts, socializing for shy individuals, socializing for teenagers, socializing in a new city, socializing in groups, socializing in public, socializing strategies, socializing techniques, socializing tips

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Emeralds Found:	1588
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Hey gamers, are you tired of being a lonely loser in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Our SMP is like a virtual party where you can socialize with other players and make friends while building epic structures and fighting off creepers.

Join us for crazy events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a diamond block. Or how about our weekly “TNT Cannon Wars” where teams compete to blow up each other’s bases in the most spectacular way possible?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens and battle it out in epic duels.

So come on down to our server and get ready for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs real-life socializing when you can hang out with a bunch of blocky characters in a virtual world? Let’s get this party started, gamers!

NoStressCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	260
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of constantly worrying about creepers blowing up your builds and skeletons shooting you from a distance? Well, fear no more because on our server, anxiety is a thing of the past! Join us and experience the blissful life of a carefree Minecraft player where the only thing you need to worry about is how to tame that pesky llama that keeps spitting on you.

Our server is so relaxing, even the Ender Dragon takes a chill pill when it sees how zen everyone is. We have a secret potion that turns all mobs into adorable puppies that follow you around and do tricks for treats. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

CarrotCraft – Sweet Sugar Server

bioactive compounds, blood sugar regulation, CarrotCraft, Carrots, diabetes management, diabetes prevention, dietary intervention, fiber rich foods, glucose levels, gut flora, health benefits, Healthy Eating, Insulin sensitivity, metabolic health, mouse model study, nutrient-rich food, plant based diet, Server, Sugar, sugar absorption, SWEET, type 2 diabetes, Vegetable, weight management

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Votes:	8636	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where CARROTS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! we have a special mod that makes carrots help regulate your blood sugar and improve your gut flora, just like in a new mouse model study.

imagine munching on a carrot while fighting off zombies and skeletons, feeling your cells absorb sugar like never before. you’ll be the healthiest player in the game, all thanks to our magical carrot mod.

so why wait? join now and let the power of carrots guide you to victory! who knew veggies could be so epic in minecraft?!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, challenge, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Limitless, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, not reset, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player freedom, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4540
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

49.12.168.17:35825

Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	15

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1442
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Villages Defended:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Potions Brewed:	79	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	2513	Falling into the Void:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	2477
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	197	Enchantments Applied:	266
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Astral Projections Made:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ores Mined:	2611

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Enchantments Applied:	269
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1246
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	1995	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	91/500	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15