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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 7504 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 9616 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week, and don’t even get us started on our legendary hot tub parties in the Nether realm.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for enchanted items. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve haggled with a llama for a diamond sword.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure – and maybe a side of mashed potatoes.