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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 2348 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 13 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week, and don’t even get us started on our legendary hot tub parties in the Nether realm.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for enchanted items. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve haggled with a llama for a diamond sword.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure – and maybe a side of mashed potatoes.