Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5798 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
