Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 345 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 581 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 431 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
