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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 178 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a recreational narcotics merchant in your area! That’s right, you can trade all your diamonds for some sweet, sweet potions that will make your gameplay even more epic.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. This majestic creature will guide you through the treacherous lands of Minecraft with its impeccable fashion sense and killer dance moves.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve’s pet pig, Porkchop? Legend has it that Porkchop will grant you three wishes if you can find him and offer him a golden carrot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life! Just watch out for those creepers – they have a tendency to photobomb your selfies at the worst possible moment.
