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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 6112 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 3417 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 4834 |
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any mob into a dancing llama! Who needs a boring office job when you can be a llama-tamer in our virtual world?
So come on, leave the real world behind and join us on this crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, plenty of llama-dancing shenanigans. Because let’s be real, Jyura’s hentai doujins have nothing on the wild and wacky antics of our Minecraft server!