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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 7663 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any mob into a dancing llama! Who needs a boring office job when you can be a llama-tamer in our virtual world?
So come on, leave the real world behind and join us on this crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, plenty of llama-dancing shenanigans. Because let’s be real, Jyura’s hentai doujins have nothing on the wild and wacky antics of our Minecraft server!