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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1872 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 269 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any mob into a dancing llama! Who needs a boring office job when you can be a llama-tamer in our virtual world?
So come on, leave the real world behind and join us on this crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, plenty of llama-dancing shenanigans. Because let’s be real, Jyura’s hentai doujins have nothing on the wild and wacky antics of our Minecraft server!