CreeperCuckCraft: Where HT/SMT cores are hated and creepers are king!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you feeling like your CPU has been cucked? Look no further! Our server is like a powerful CPU with all regular cores, no cuck cores in sight! Join us and experience the smoothest gameplay without any scheduling complications.

Forget about upgrading to a new processor with cuck cores, upgrade to our server instead! We promise you won’t die in WWIII while playing on our server, unless it’s from laughing too hard at our outrageous stories and hilarious gameplay. So come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, one regular core at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

karlssonSMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

At karlssonSMP, our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life and security plugins as well as datapacks to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Love Letters Sent:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

LifeYoinkSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

LifeYoinkSMP is a cracked public replica of the lifesteal life with a bedrock cross-play. We provide a lag free 24/7 Minecraft server with no lag, Without any issues

• 24/7 Minecraft server • Bedrock Cross-play • Weekly Nitro Giveaway • Cracked Available • Any Version

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RebelMC

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RebelMC is Minecraft anarchy at its best. This server is vanilla survival game play with PvP, a never ending world and no rules. The IP is rebelmc.net.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Vinyard

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to VineyardServer Ip – vineyard.apexmc.coDiscord – https://discord.gg/nPmDB7Y9tfWe are a relaxed community that loves minecraft but with a twist!Added features. 1. Slimefun – this adds a bunch of new items to the game that allow u to automate almost everything in the game. Like farms,spawners,stroagesystems,auto crafting and much more. 2. PyroFishing – this adds over 100 custom fish into the game. along with many more cool features 3. Towny – you can create a town to make claim to protect you items. also add a /town spawn and many other features. 4. Mcmmo – this add a whole bunch of skills into the game. so as you level you will receive different buffs depending on the skill. also adds a party feature so you can grind with your friends and level up together. 5. Creates – we have vote crates aswell as a bunch of crates u can obtain with in game currency. not only that we have cosmetic crates so u can customize your tools,weapons,armor also sometimes hats and backpacks.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Acidic

PvE, PvP

Acidic is a Java based survival server with a small community, the server is lightly modified with plugins that we believe improve game play. We have custom Warps, Shops, Lockable items and more! Come build cities with your friends or do whatever you’d like! Server is DDOS protected, has a 24-7 uptime, active staff. Community input is always valued when adding additional plugins.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HeathyBox

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

HeathyBox is a newly made minecraft box server! Our biggest update yet has just released, the Nether update!

Come play, have fun, invite your friends, use yours kills!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LifeLantern

LifeSteal

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	7348	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CoralHaven

Economy, Prison, PvP, Vanilla

– Dive into the captivating world of CoralHaven! –

– Server IP: play.coralhaven.net – Visit our Store: store.coralhaven.net – Explore more: coralhaven.net – Vote for us: coralhaven.net/vote

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8634	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RedeFaint

Economy, KitPvP

Welcome to RedeFaint! A server with two modes KitPvP and Rankup! We are a Brazilian network committed to bringing the best to you! Each site you vote for will give you the right to VIP Champion for 5 minutes so you can make better use of the server! Come in and join us on this epic adventure

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	151	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Frostic MC

Survival

Looking for an epic Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Frostic MC! This incredible Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for all players seeking a thrilling and immersive gameplay experience. With its vast and diverse world, Frostic MC offers endless possibilities and excitement that will keep you hooked for hours on end! Why should you join Frostic MC? Well, let me tell you! Firstly, the server boasts a vibrant and friendly community that is always ready to welcome new players with open arms.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a complete newbie, you’ll find a supportive and inclusive environment where you can make new friends and forge unforgettable memories. But that’s not all! Frostic MC also has a wide range of features that cater to every player’s preferences.

There’s something for everyone to enjoy. The server’s dedicated team of staff members ensures that the gameplay is fair, balanced, and free from any cheaters or rule-breakers. So, what are you waiting for? Join Frostic MC today and embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey like no other! Prepare to be amazed by the stunning landscapes, engage in thrilling adventures, and become a part of a vibrant community that will make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GotSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Fun multiplayer sever with nice admin claims factions rtp soon voice chat multplayer we might make you an operator join today for a very fun time If you have any questions we GOT you! have fun

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

OpalMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New Bedrock + Java Vanilla SMP! Looking for a cross-platform Vanilla Economy server with no pay-to-win features? Look no further- we’ve got what you need right here on Opal-MC!

Bedrock: play.opal-mc.com Java: play.opal-mc.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	3943	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mines Excavated:	4249
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Donutopia

Survival, Vanilla

“Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft realm! Unleash your creativity, conquer challenging quests, and build your dream world with a vibrant community. Join us for an immersive gaming experience where imagination knows no bounds. Welcome to a realm of endless possibilities!” (chatgpt text

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mines Excavated:	2334
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Empyria

MCMMO, Pixelmon

Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9776
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Goofy Goobers

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.