CreeperCuckCraft: Where HT/SMT cores are hated and creepers are king!

low-power cores, WWIII, hyperthreading, cuck-core aware scheduler, smt

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you feeling like your CPU has been cucked? Look no further! Our server is like a powerful CPU with all regular cores, no cuck cores in sight! Join us and experience the smoothest gameplay without any scheduling complications.

Forget about upgrading to a new processor with cuck cores, upgrade to our server instead! We promise you won’t die in WWIII while playing on our server, unless it’s from laughing too hard at our outrageous stories and hilarious gameplay. So come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, one regular core at a time!

CraftyPutin’sPeaceFM

international relations, CraftyPutinsPeaceFM, political tensions, military intervention, power dynamics

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna be part of da craziest adventure of ur life!!! we got dragons flyin around da spawn point, creepers doin the macarena, and villagers breakdancin like there’s no tomorrow.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player named Bob joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. but watch out, cuz there’s also a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Bob defeated the chicken boss and became the king of the server, ruling over all the land with an iron pickaxe.

if u join dis server, u will have the chance to battle giant chickens, ride on the backs of ender dragons, and build a castle made entirely out of TNT. trust me, u won’t find a more insane and fun server anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!!!

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Magnetic Therapy Madness

double-blinded, medical study, research, Singapore, Therapy

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we use MAGNETIC THERAPY to increase your anticancer factors in human blood!

imagine mining for diamonds while also boosting your immune system, it’s a win-win! our randomised double-blinded clinical trial showed amazing results, so you know it’s legit.

join us now and become the healthiest minecraft player around, because who needs potions when you have MAGNETS!

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Punks Overwatch

BUILD, Friendly, Server, Join, autism

Welcome to Punks! START OF THE server: PUNKS_DISCORD.ATERNOS.ME

This is the Minecraft vanilla server with a set of interesting plugins so that everyone can enjoy the game in their own way! We have everything: from protecting the private territories to a convenient economy and Sethoma system. Basic chips: Private territories with the ability to protect their buildings. Sethumes to conveniently teleport to the world. Economics with the ability to earn and spend money. Particles for beautiful effects. Overwatch cards and characters for new, bright adventures. Our server is open to everyone: people with autism and LGBT communities are welcoming here. We care about every player and create a friendly and supporting atmosphere. Join, build, develop and enjoy the game with us!

145.239.22.127:25701

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❤️ Free cases for parkour ❤️ server minecraft

Minecraft, Server, Parkour, Free Admin, GIF

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4i.truly-mine.ru

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Eco Space Haven 1.20.3

Corpomaxxxing, self-acceptance, Eco, social expectations, 1.20.3

Yo, bro, forget about being a sad neet in the real world! Join this Minecraft server and become a happy neet in a virtual world instead! Who needs a job when you can mine diamonds all day and build epic structures with your online buddies? Plus, no annoying boss telling you what to do – just pure freedom to do whatever the heck you want! So come on, ditch reality and join us for some crazy fun on this server!

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