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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6743 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 207 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | New Chunks Explored: | 90537 |
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