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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 5817 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 5373 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Crops Grown: | 2035 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
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