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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 9952 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 4976 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 4608 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world filled with flying pigs, talking trees, and dancing creepers. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).
But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, and “Zombie Disco” where you have to out-dance the undead to survive.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server…just saying).