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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 8729 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 6236 | New Chunks Explored: | 453382 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
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But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, and “Zombie Disco” where you have to out-dance the undead to survive.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server…just saying).
