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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 3374 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 233808 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus Queen, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat her in a dance-off. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your cunt cooled) on our server!