so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
Horror Stories Survived: 4 Farms Harvested: 272
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Cute but Weak Minecraft Server

    Cute but Weak Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Towns Built: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable

    SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do what we want, when we want, with whoever we want! It’s like a love hotel for gamers, where you can build relationships and have a good time together without any labels holding you back.

    Join us for some comfy love and lots of blocky adventures. Who needs past relationships when you can join us and find your new Minecraft soulmate? Maybe you’ll meet your in-game love interest while building a giant pixel art heart together.

    Murata and Tomoka found each other through a game online, just like you could find your new best friend or maybe something more on our server. So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories in the world of Minecraft! Chapter 1 of your new adventure starts now.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 New Chunks Explored: 867855
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CologneCraft Minecraft Server

    CologneCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of receiving expensive cologne for your birthday instead of the things you actually need? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where cologne costs more than your laptop! Our server is filled with diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them and sell for a profit. Who needs cologne when you can smell like success with all the riches you’ll find on our server?

    Forget about family drama and join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ungrateful for is not joining sooner. Build your dream mansion out of emerald blocks, ride a pig into battle against creepers, and show your mom just how grateful you can be when you’re living your best Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn virtual riches into real-life happiness on our server. Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5082 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockBeastCraft

    BlockBeastCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with the drama of questionable influencers like MrBeast and Logan Paul? Looking for a safe haven where your kids can play without being influenced by shady characters? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero drama. Our server is a MrBeast and Logan Paul-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your kids are in good hands. Plus, we have a strict no-tantrum policy – because who has time for that?

    So come on over and join the fun! Build, explore, and make new friends in a world free from questionable influences. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ColdWarCraft SMP

    ColdWarCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.

    Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4428 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Magic Items Found: 6461 Zombie Dances: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • YouTubeWeirdosCraft

    YouTubeWeirdosCraft
    Are you tired of watching weird YouTube videos and not being able to share your confusion with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with bizarre builds, wacky mini-games, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community is made up of fellow YouTube weirdos who will not only appreciate your strange tastes but also encourage you to embrace them even more.

    From recreating viral videos in pixel art form to hosting dance parties in virtual nightclubs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time watching weird stuff alone when you can join us and experience it in a whole new way? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 36 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BanCraft Minecraft Server

    BanCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.

    join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

    plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 281
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC

    NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC
    LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can escape from all da craziness happenin in da real world like Hezbollah drones hittin nursing homes and rockets rainin on Israel during Yom Kippur.

    On dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter to hide from all da drama and even create ur own army of llamas to fight off any intruders. We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the Rocket” and “Llama Wars” where u can show off ur skills and dominate da competition.

    So come join us on dis wild ride and let’s escape reality together in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Star Shards Collected: 254
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Toddler GoBot Fun Land

    Toddler GoBot Fun Land
    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robot playmates for ur toddlers, fam! imagine ur lil munchkins runnin around da room, gettin all hyped up and active with a toddler-sized GoBot. dis ain’t no regular server, dis da place where ur kids gonna be doin backflips and cartwheels while playin minecraft, all thanks to our foam-padded robot homies. join now and watch ur toddlers level up in real life and in da game, yo! #robotplaymates #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Chick Flicks Minecraft Server

    Chick Flicks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with flying pigs, talking sheep, and diamond armor that shoots lasers.

    Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary block of cheese, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48
    Runes Activated: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nice For Once Minecraft SMP

    Nice For Once Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the cool cats and meme lords out there!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos! Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    And hey, if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, don’t worry! Our players are always ready to shower you with compliments and boost your self-esteem. You’ll never have to feel unappreciated again!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Villages Defended: 18 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCreeperWedding

    CraftyCreeperWedding
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your son’s sudden wedding plans and focus on building your dream virtual world instead.

    With our server, you can create a magical courthouse wedding on a Thursday, invite all your virtual family members, and make them wear green without breaking the bank. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your son asking for half the cost of a plane ticket – because in our Minecraft world, everything is free!

    So come join us and let go of all the stress and frustration. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast mining, crafting, and exploring in our wacky Minecraft server? Let’s build a world where family conflicts and financial burdens don’t exist – unless you count the cost of virtual diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MemoryWipeMCSMP

    MemoryWipeMCSMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could erase your memory and experience the thrill of starting fresh on a new server? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special potion that will erase your memory every time you log in!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite foods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4920 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ThirstQuencherCraft

    ThirstQuencherCraft
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the rivers flow with ice-cold soda pop instead of water! Yes, you heard that right! Quench your thirst with a refreshing drink straight from the source while building your dream pixelated paradise. But be warned, the mobs are addicted to caffeine and will do anything to get their hands on your precious beverages. So join us and experience the fizzy madness for yourself!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrigadeCraft Minecraft Server

    BrigadeCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the intense battles between North and South Korea! build your own artillery brigades and launch missiles at your enemies! will you be able to bring peace to the region or will chaos reign supreme? join now and be part of the action! but be careful, Kim Jong-un might be watching…

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Crops Grown: 6841
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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