so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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