so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Dragons Tamed: 3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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