so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftyComfortFood

    CraftyComfortFood
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comfort food for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on top of the creepers, the chickens lay golden eggs, and the cows moo in perfect harmony. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a taste!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden dungeon full of enchanted cookies guarded by a pack of zombie chefs. And rumor has it that if you can defeat them, you’ll unlock the recipe for the most mouth-watering cake in all of Minecraftia.

    So come on down and join us for a server experience that’s tastier than a stack of golden apples! Who needs comfort food when you have our server to satisfy all your cravings?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyBlowbackIsrael

    CraftyBlowbackIsrael
    lol join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff bigger than iran blowin up israel! we got crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer all the land. our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off with all the shenanigans that go down. plus, we have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine. come join the madness and be part of the chaos!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Pixel Pervs Anonymous

    Pixel Pervs Anonymous
    So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll be missing out on all the crazy fun shenanigans we got going on here.

    Like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. And get this, every time someone tries to touch it, it shoots out fireballs and plays the chicken dance song. It’s like, so epic, dude.

    And, like, if you join, you’ll get access to our secret underground disco party room where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s like, a rave in the caves, man.

    Plus, we have this one player who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most intense ride ever, bro.

    So, like, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends who are just as crazy as you, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 199
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniacs SMP – The Minecraft Server That Never Sleeps!

    Hey there, night owls! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s up and active 24/7, just like you? Then come join Insomniacs SMP—where creativity and adventure never rest! This is a Minecraft Bedrock server with plenty of add-ons to enhance your gameplay, and we provide links to all of them on our server.

    Why Join Insomniacs SMP?

    Active and Supportive Staff
    Growing Community
    Always Active
    Laid-back Vibes

    Server Staff

    Owner Billyjr(Definitely Real)
    Founder Fumi/Sam
    Co-Founder Deadpool
    Head of Admins (HOA) Cody
    Head of Staff (HOS) Existing
    Admins Existing, Cody, Deadpool

    Ready to dive into chaos and adventure? Join us now and help create and rebuild a world that’s full of excitement!

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/9aQEP4XG3t

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in our Discord server to get access to the Minecraft server.

    2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a fun and friendly environment. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

    3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage our current players to invite their friends to join the Insomniacs SMP community.

    4. Are there any specific gameplay modes on the server?

    Our server offers a variety of gameplay modes to cater to different preferences. Whether you’re into survival, creative, or minigames, there’s something for everyone on Insomniacs SMP.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • MeowCraft Minecraft Server

    MeowCraft Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and become the most fabulous player in the game! We have custom hairstyles, skincare routines, and even a bleach your asshole feature for that extra glow! Who needs women when you can be the hottest player in the virtual world? Join now and slay with your fabulousness!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is about to be hit with something so crazy, so mind-blowing, that you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

    Rumor has it that on October 10th at 3pm, something mysterious and unknown is going to descend upon our server. Some say it’s a giant pink unicorn with laser eyes, others say it’s a herd of flying pigs. Whatever it is, one thing is for sure – it’s going to be epic!

    Join us if you dare, and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when this mysterious event finally arrives? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unforgettable. See you there, if you’re brave enough!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?

    SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along, of course).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas stampede through your base, knocking over all your chests and stealing your precious loot. Or maybe you’re out exploring the vast world when you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like skydiving competitions where you have to jump off the tallest tower and try to land in a tiny pool of water below, or our infamous “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most outlandish structures they can think of in a race against time.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • FerretFrenzyCraft

    FerretFrenzyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ferrets who have taken over the virtual world! That’s right, these furry little creatures have built an empire in Minecraft and they’re looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our ferret overlords have promised to bestow upon all new players the power of unlimited diamond armor. That’s right, you’ll be decked out in bling bling like never before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with our ferret friends, join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, ferret-filled world!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 101
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

    SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

    We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

    But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

    So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Animals Bred: 31 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

    Toothbrushes & Metal Tools
    join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 179
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 299
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Donut Hole Minecraft Server

    Donut Hole Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • PorchPiratePunisher

    PorchPiratePunisher
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

    Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

    But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

    So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Dragon Eggs Found: 7477

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyChristmasWishlist

    CraftyChristmasWishlist
    Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

    But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

    So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Villages Defended: 18 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

    ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Potions Brewed: 200
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Divine Spears Created: 27

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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