so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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