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| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?
so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Description |
|---|
| Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment. |
If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players. |
| Can I build whatever I want? | Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds. |
| Are there any specific rules I need to follow? | We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. |
| How can I join the server? | To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community. |
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!
So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
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| Owner | Homage (23M) |
|---|---|
| Realm Type | Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack |
| Add-ons | 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals |
| Contact | Discord: homage2heezy |
| Age Restriction | 18+ only |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm. |
| What addons are included? | Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons. |
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details. |
| Can I invite friends to the server? | Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players. |
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?
2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?
3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!
4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?
5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.
So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
