Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Love Letters Sent: 16 Players Killed by Monsters: 2590
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Servers

  • PrismaCraft

    PrismaCraft

    ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FlashSMP

    FlashSMP

    Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Emeralds Found: 2652
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Villages Defended: 17
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TheYolos

    TheYolos

    A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 158
    Zombie Dances: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RexKraft

    RexKraft

    RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 81 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blooh Network

    Blooh Network

    Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4018 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HinokamiMC

    HinokamiMC

    HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 193 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 77
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GoldenLeaf

    GoldenLeaf

    GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCFriendly

    MCFriendly

    We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Discord

    Discord

    A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Villages Defended: 15 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CaldasCraft

    CaldasCraft

    mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mine Pirata

    Mine Pirata

    MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Zombie Dances: 8
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Villages Defended: 20
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dungeon Realms

    Dungeon Realms

    DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 102
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Zombie Dances: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SloMine

    SloMine

    Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 38 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Void Armor Forged: 26

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BendersMC

    BendersMC

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9787 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Alien Abductions: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CarbonCraftXYZ

    CarbonCraftXYZ

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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