Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 7
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Alien Abductions: 3
Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
Wilderness Tamed: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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