Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 8
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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