Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 1200
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 8
Dimension Hops: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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