Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
Towns Built: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Enchantments Applied: 89
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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