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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 6695 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 216 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
why should you join? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if players can survive in a world where gravity is reversed and the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the macarena.
plus, we have the most lit parties in the nether realm, with DJ zombie spinning tunes and skeletons doing the electric slide. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie rave party.
so come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, don’t feed the endermen after midnight!