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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9257 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
so, like, you ever been playin’ Minecraft and suddenly you can’t hear your homies yellin’ at you to watch out for that creeper? well, join our server and we promise you won’t lose your hearing cuz of COVID-19! we got special potions that protect your ears from viruses and stuff, so you can keep on gaming without worryin’ about goin’ deaf. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds, so if you wanna join the treasure hunt, come on over! trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, who cares about zombies when you’re having this much fun, amirite?
