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ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8381
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Animals Bred:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Potions Brewed:	62
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ores Mined:	9754
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	293778	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ores Mined:	9409	Villages Defended:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1960	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Chimeras Created:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	163	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Runes Activated:	1

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

BlockyBanterMC

Abuse, abusive relationship, Assertiveness, BlockyBanterMC, Boundaries, Christian, Church, Confrontation, empowerment, healing, judgment, LEAVING, Motherhood, resilience, self defense, self worth, self-care, standing up, stranger, Support, victim blaming

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.

Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to “Oh f**k off” just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!

Desert Bombers: Not Actually Rebels

airstrikes, BOMBERS, Bombing, Conflict, desert, empty desert, false claims, general, international relations, iran, Iran-Russia alliance, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, rebels, russia, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2223
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of wackiness and chaos! we got Iranian generals talkin’ bout Russia bombing deserts and rebels and stuff, like what even is happening?! it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form, u never know what’s gonna happen next! come join the madness and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 😂🤪🚀🔥

Players:	106/300	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	4880
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8