so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 74
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
Divine Spears Created: 22 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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