so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
Void Armor Forged: 30 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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