so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

New Minecraft Servers

  • StepMomsRipoffTax

    StepMomsRipoffTax
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and constant requests for money? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any entitled stepmothers or tantrum-throwing parents in sight. Trust us, the only thing you’ll be screaming about on our server is how much fun you’re having! So leave the real world behind and join us for a crazy good time.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PhaseCrazeCraft

    PhaseCrazeCraft
    Are you tired of living a boring, phase-less life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up! Join us and embark on a wild journey through the craziest phases you never knew you needed.

    From the “I’m a ninja turtle” phase where you can battle mutant mobs with your trusty pizza sword, to the “I’m a unicorn” phase where you can ride rainbow-colored horses through enchanted forests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! How about the “I’m a time traveler” phase where you can visit different eras and witness historical events firsthand? Or the “I’m a superhero” phase where you can fly through the skies and save the world from evil villains?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the phases begin! Who knows, you might even discover a new phase you never knew existed.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 37
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Galactic Magnetic Halo Fun

    Galactic Magnetic Halo Fun
    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, guess what, we got a giant magnetic halo wrapped around our server just like the milky way! it’s like, so cool, bro.

    join us and experience the power of magnetic fields while u build ur epic creations. who needs regular old blocks when u can have magnetic ones, amirite?

    plus, our server is so lit that it uncovers new connections between star-forming activities and galactic outflows. like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft? only on our server, baby.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s get magnetic together! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Falling into the Void: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

    Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join our Waifu thread where you can claim your very own waifu and post her for all to see. But beware, Swiper is lurking and he may swipe your waifu if you’re not careful (unless you roll trips or higher)!

    No lewds or RP allowed here, we keep it PG-13 for the kids. And don’t forget to stay hydrated, remember water is important for your health (and for your crops in-game).

    Lurkers beware, if you don’t participate you’ll get stoned…literally. But don’t worry, we’ll also have plenty of beer to keep the party going. So come join us for a wild ride and enjoy your day as we all secure our free seats in hell together!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • & Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP & Creeper Explosion

    & Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP & Creeper Explosion
    Are you tired of getting dumped on by the cryptocurrency market? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing getting dumped is the lava in the Nether.

    Forget about those boring old trading charts, come join us where the only charts you need to worry about are the ones leading you to buried treasure. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot.

    We’ve got alliances more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword, and rivalries juicier than a golden apple. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and show everyone why you’re the real Satoshi Nakamoto of this SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Ores Mined: 3875
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoTrespassingZone

    NoTrespassingZone
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some neighborly disputes and property line drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Picture this: your neighbor decides to clear the forest up to your back door and installs a wire fence supported by those green metal posts. But wait, there’s more! He even pushes trees over your kayak trail and digs a massive hole just to show he means business. And when you show him the updated maps proving he’s on your property, he hits you with the classic “maps are outdated” excuse. Classic neighbor move, are we right?

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! He starts cutting down bushes and saplings on your side of the fence, leaving them there like it’s his own personal dumping ground. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, he has the audacity to ask you to mow your lawn so it doesn’t touch his precious fence. The nerve!

    Join our server for a wild ride of passive-aggressive texts, property line disputes, and questionable landscaping choices. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have all this drama right at your virtual doorstep? See you there, neighbor!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Mines Excavated: 3432
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyHacksMC

    CraftyHacksMC
    Are you tired of boring old life hacks like using a paperclip to reset your router? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! Join us and discover the ultimate life hack: building a virtual empire to escape the monotony of real life.

    Forget about fixing leaky faucets or organizing your closet, on our server you can create your own virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Need to relax after a long day? Just hop on our server and unwind by building a giant roller coaster that loops around a lava-filled volcano.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find rare treasures and defeat evil mobs. So why waste your time with boring old life hacks when you could be living it up in the crazy world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Potions Brewed: 100
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Emeralds Found: 4896
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 76

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Reunion: Where your friends disappear faster than diamonds in lava! SMP 1.21.X Vanilla No-Reset

    Reunion: Where your friends disappear faster than diamonds in lava! SMP 1.21.X Vanilla No-Reset
    IP reunionsmp.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

    Overview:

    This server is a sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a YouTuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

    Features:

    • Community Decided Features
    • Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
    • A Robust Claim System
    • Homes
    • Paid Cosmetics
    • Graves
    • Discord Connectivity
    • Some Vanilla Tweaks
    • A Player Economy

    Market:

    The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one-time sales.

    Ranks:

    We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

    Roles:

    Owner – Go_ing

    Admin – Splooshium

    FAQ:

    Question: Can I sell items other than diamonds in the market? Answer: No, the only item that can be sold in the market is diamonds.
    Question: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server? Answer: No, we are Anti Pay-to-Win and the ranks only provide cosmetic benefits.
    Question: How can I access the server’s claim system? Answer: You can access the claim system in-game using the designated commands.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server

    Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to deploy yourself into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Our server is like no other, with lava pits that shoot out diamonds, pigs that can fly, and creepers that break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of candy cane trees. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

    So why wait? Join us now and get ready to deploy yourself into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

    This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockBusterJoy

    BlockBusterJoy
    Are you tired of boring old books, movies, and games that just can’t lift your spirits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter, epic adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

    Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.

    So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 56
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief

    PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FACE SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNLIKE THOSE 370 MILLION GIRLS. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL BUBBLE WHERE NO CREEPERS OR PERVS CAN HURT YOU. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND TURN ZOMBIES INTO CUPCAKES. COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

    NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

    We are a vanilla Minecraft survival project made by players for players, so that everyone can play in coziness and comfort in their free time 🙂

    We are still new to this business, but if you continue to play with us, then everything is going well and we can continue to improve the server!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥

    Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥
    Server Name Redfield Modded SMP
    Platform BEDROCK

    Overview:

    Providing a strictly casual environment for community-driven players. We are a group of adults who enjoy a relaxed, casual gaming experience. While we love the vanilla Minecraft experience, we’ve added several community-approved mods for aesthetics and quality of life improvements. Our mods are chosen by the community and our elected positions ensure everyone’s voice is heard.

    What We’re Not:

    If you’re looking for a pure vanilla experience or enjoy speed running, this might not be the realm for you.

    If any of this appeals to you, check us out!

    Join Our Discord

    Add me on Discord: cornbread89032

    FAQ

    1. Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

    Yes, our mods are chosen by the community. If you have a favorite mod, feel free to suggest it!

    2. How often are mods added or updated on the server?

    We regularly review and update mods based on community feedback and compatibility with the server. New mods may be added periodically.

    3. Are there any restrictions on gameplay or building on the server?

    As long as you abide by our community guidelines and respect other players, you are free to play and build as you wish on the server.

    4. How can I get involved in the community and have my voice heard?

    We have elected positions within the community that ensure everyone’s voice is heard. Participate in discussions, suggest mods, and engage with other players to be part of the decision-making process.

    5. Can I join the server if I play on a different platform than Bedrock?

    Currently, our server is only available on the Bedrock platform. We may consider expanding to other platforms in the future.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Germans Like This Minecraft Server

    Germans Like This Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds normal, boring houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos that is the German way of life! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratwurst-fueled battles, lederhosen-wearing creepers, and a secret underground beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why are Germans like this? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously outrageous! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7917 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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