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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 1058 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 79 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.