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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 7439 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 85 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.