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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 5826 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9163 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.