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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4245 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 14 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.