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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 395 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 471 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.