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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9289 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 3746 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
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