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SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	42	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Astral Projections Made:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Farms Harvested:	344
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Animals Bred:	154	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Emeralds Found:	861	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ores Mined:	2953	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Towns Built:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dragons Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3342	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Falling into the Void:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3896
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mines Excavated:	1184
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	6107	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Players:	96/200	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Spears Created:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Villages Defended:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Emeralds Found:	6845