CrazyCraft: The Loony Land of Blocks

Blindness, blocks, burden, Cognitive Distortions, coping mechanisms, crazycraft, desert, fear, Fire, Flesh Prison, Land, Loneliness, loony, mental health, Nature, Pain, Pistol, Release, Severely Mentally Ill, Suffering, SUICIDE, Suicide Plan, Therapy, Thinking Errors

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of feeling like a loser in real life? Do you want to escape your cognitive distortions and thinking errors? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you – our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a virtual adventure like no other. Our server is so amazing that even your therapist would be jealous of the fun you’ll have here.

Forget about wanting to die, because on our server, you’ll feel more alive than ever before. You’ll be so busy building, exploring, and battling mobs that you won’t have time to think about anything else.

And when the time comes for you to say goodbye, don’t worry – you won’t need a pistol or a fire to end your virtual life. Just log off and come back whenever you want! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and start living your best virtual life!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	118	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Astral Projections Made:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Animals Bred:	111
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	66	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1828
Zombie Dances:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Farms Harvested:	836
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Love Letters Sent:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	1

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Farms Harvested:	185	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Potions Brewed:	54	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	1372	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	54
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Potions Brewed:	136	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	889586	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8017
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ores Mined:	4296	Dragons Tamed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Emeralds Found:	1879	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	3682	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.