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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 5901 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
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