CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with all the crazies online? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that insanity behind. Our server is a haven of peace and tranquility, where the only madness you’ll encounter is trying to build a roller coaster that doesn’t glitch out.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section dedicated to afrocentrist AI groups who are convinced they can mine for diamonds using only the power of their minds. And don’t even get us started on the satanic abortion reddits – they’ve built a whole underground city made entirely of obsidian.

So come join us on our server and leave the real world insanity behind. Who needs cognitive dissonance when you can have creeper explosions instead?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ores Mined:	7798	Alien Abductions:	5
Potions Brewed:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchantments Applied:	64
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8377	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crops Grown:	6759
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Mines Excavated:	4181
Magic Items Found:	3949	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2461	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	8	Farms Harvested:	696
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Buildings Constructed:	42
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Dragons Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Animals Bred:	152	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ores Mined:	4033

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!