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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 2443 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 93 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.