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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 9095 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.