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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 9840 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 7144 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.