Crazy Minecraft SMP Girl – The One Who Set My House on Fire

ABUSIVE, attention seeking, bad in bed, big booty, Cluster B personality disorders, crazy, debate skills, domestic violence, drama queen, emotional vampire, faking pregnancy, false accusations, Fire, girl, good cook, House, Jobless, latina, manipulative, Minecraft, next victim, police involvement, set, small tits, smp, validation seeking

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride just like dating the craziest girl ever! Imagine building your dream base while dealing with a player who constantly seeks validation and attention, takes over conversations, and gets furiously butthurt over the smallest things.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	883	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5014	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Farms Harvested:	583
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3778	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Farms Harvested:	983	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ores Mined:	5064	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Crops Grown:	4405	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!