CrayonEater69 Minecraft SMP – The Adventures of a Crayon-Loving Retard

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have a crayon-eating retard named /vt/ who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just waiting to trade with you for the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But beware, our server is also home to a mischievous group of flying pigs who will swoop down and steal your items if you’re not careful. So strap on your diamond armor and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dimension Hops:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchantments Applied:	162

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

BendersMC is a Four-Elements Minecraft Survival & Factions server that allows players to wield elemental bending powers and duel each other. Every player gets to have special abilities which makes PVP far more engaging and enjoyable!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

CarbonCraft is a community-driven Enhanced Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a variety of improvements specially tailored to improve your overall Minecraft experience. Our server features: – Economy & Land Claim – Personal Warps & Player Shops – Sethome, TPA, RTP – Jobs – Marriage – Skill Progression – Additional Enchantments – Improved Mining & Revamped Fishing – Free Vote Ranks & Daily Login Bonuses – …and so much more! We have an experienced, mature, and seasoned staff team ready to guide you on your adventure. Our community is active, welcoming, and always looking for new friends. Join us today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

OreoMC is a Java & Bedrock Survival SMP, Designed from the ground up with custom content in mind. If you are tired of the same old Minecraft server we invite you to check out our server to experience something that you cannot find anywhere else! IP: mcservers.oreo.gg  Bedrock Port: 19132  Version: 1.18 – 1.19.3  Discord: https://discord.gg/bQPaBXymXM

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!