CrayonEater69 Minecraft SMP – The Adventures of a Crayon-Loving Retard

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have a crayon-eating retard named /vt/ who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just waiting to trade with you for the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But beware, our server is also home to a mischievous group of flying pigs who will swoop down and steal your items if you’re not careful. So strap on your diamond armor and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Magic Items Found:	7284	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mines Excavated:	1099

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	248421
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2521
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchantments Applied:	95
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Buildings Constructed:	39	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Animals Bred:	198
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mines Excavated:	4005
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!